Who Knows

Thanks to everyone who enjoyed the Angry Mother rebuttal post. Because of that, I'm coming ever-closer to the realization that the angrier I get, the funnier my writing becomes. That said, this article should cause more than a few drops of urine to leak from your urinary devices.

Seems that my fellow members of the B.a.Dsquad took this week off. No Miz or Kat this week, and all you had from me until very recently was a post that probably made most believe I was going through an early-life crisis. That said, both Miz and Kat have been under the weather this week, so... wait a minute. Both of them sick... in one week... and two are members of the B.a.Dsquad? Coincidence? I think not! Gaddamit, time to start sniffing around for nerve gas and start looking for that evil G.g.B again! Someone go fetch Mac-fuggen-Guyver and get him some dental floss and duct tape to save my life with.

Sorry, I'm all a-fluster. I need a system reboot. Having my two partners on the shelf this week has sent me into a spiral where I belive that everything ever written by me in a story post has actually happened. My hearing is still a little tinny from barely escaping the nuclear explosion that ripped through Arkensas. Speaking of a story post, thank you to the two readers who asked when another one was coming, and expressed appreciation for the last one, the B.a.Dops: Target- Wal-Mart adventure. That said, I have been working on a new series, but I have to be in a specific mood to write those, and I have to write them all out in full and be completely satisfied before I post them in case I write myself into a hole I can't get out of. Don't expect them anytime soon, but they are being worked on. That, and I have decided to call them B.a.Dstories from now on. Patent pending. Cheque's in the mail, yoga bitch.

This, however, is being written while I copy some of Dad's new music onto his iPod. Normally, this would be where I would make fun of him for needing me to do such a simple task, but actually, now that I think about it, my Dad makes a pretty good attempt to keep up with technology. The fact that he even has an iPod is pretty damn good for someone his age, so I guess I can bend a little bit knowing that. Don't misunderstand though, I said he makes an attempt to understand technology these days, I'm not saying he always succeeds. Plugging my cell phone into my standalone printer at work has still not allowed me to send a fax, but it's at least better to have attempted.

Oh yeah, someone asked what happened to the counter and all the links and whatnot. The answer is, I have no idea and I can't be bothered to fiddle with it. It's currently residing at the buttfuck bottom of the page for reasons not well explained, but it happened when I posted those pictures, so maybe the pictures and the thing wouldn't fit. Shit, I don't know. You think I'm going to sit here tweaking HTML until it's fixed? Fuck that. I'm thinking that after this gets posted, it'll be fixed though, because there will be enough room for the sidebar to fit again. If not? Well, wait a couple posts. I dunno.

And can i just say real quick, hooray for that counter? Fuckton of hits we get here.

Speaking of my B.a.Dsquad members previously, I feel like it's a good time to say that they are on their own for posting... I don't ever want them to feel like they have to write something to appease anybody, especially me, because if they do, not only are they going to get sick of it, it's not going to be good writing. I sure as shit wouldn't post something just to appease anyone. I'd do it because I want to do it.

No idea who's going to write what when. Myself or the others. That's the beauty of this site. Actually, no it's not. The real beauty of this site, is that no matter how long it takes for someone to write something, you'll all still read it. Because at least you know it'll be spontaneous. I have no idea how other sites work because I don't read other sites, but I think the frequency with which we write is pretty damn good.

Maybe someone will write something next week. And maybe I'll take up drinking paint thinner. Who knows?

B.a.D