Friday Giggle

Hi everyone,

Got a funny joke in my e-mail this morning, thought I'd share it;

Please note, if you are offended by Jewish and/or Black jokes - do not proceed to read any further. If you feel you may be offended, and choose to continue to read, it's your own fault, you've been fore-warned.

Please note #2, this does not express my personal opinions (or the opinion of B@DLiveJournal) on the Jewish, or Black community, it is simply a JOKE.


Little Johnny


Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. HisMother was Jewish and his father was black.

So Johnny asks, Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?"

"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll justHave to ask your father," his mother tells him.

So, when his father arrived home from work, Little Johnny asks the same Question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?"

"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know ifYou're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad.

"Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell his Bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or wait untilit's dark and steal the fucking thing."


Happy Friday Everyone!
B-Rush

P.S. It's pretty bad when you've got to put a disclaimer on a joke now-a-days isn't it?